This is obviously light-hearted.
Does the sound of 2weeks quarantine, completely by yourself, sound like heaven to anyone else right now?
Just think... No children squabbling over little things. No snoring. No listening to other people's work meetings on Zoom etc. No working out what a fronted adverbial is, or long division, or how to make a Roman purse. No cleaning. You get food delivered to your door.
Honestly... Doesn't it sound nice?
(I'm sure the reality wouldn't be as nice)