Waffle dog!!!!!!!!

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Not just Bing now, it's Waffle Dog! DS has a new obsession and it's "waffle doggy such a clever dog!" every 10 blooming minutes!
I could recite every episode in each character's voice perfectly at this point, and it's very embarrassing when we're on a walk and DS points at dogs and yells "Waffle!" It earns me dirty looks. Also, he's not fucking clever at all! He's a little twat!

From the other perspective, I have a verge large dog who looks nothing at all like a miniature poodle and often get people pointing and shouting 'waffle dog' at her. I've never given anyone a dirty look, but have often looked bewildered. I'm starting to think that maybe she can talk and I'm the only person who can't hear her!

I hate Waffle. He is indeed a little twat.

Got the bloody song in my head now, thanks OP!!

Waffle is a total dick and his family utterly feckless. If I were Mrs Hobbs I'd have had the council on them long ago.