Office decorating - something appropriate which isn't really?

[Blastandbollocks]

I love my job, but some of my co-workers are not as nice as they could be. I've tried to be friendly, but I'm now at the "do my best, do my hours, go home" stage. I don't need friends, but I do have to work there.

We're now allowed to put up "art" to make it look pretty so I'm looking for a picture or something that on the surface is motivational, but really isn't...

Any ideas?

So Art for a shared office space ?

Well, office space that others access. Everyone is going for the "positive and uplifting" quotes about love, teamwork, friendship etc. Except I'm not that person (born cynic) and what they have doesn't match how they act.

If it wasn't for the shared, can be seen by the public, bit I'd have "just leave me alone and let me do the job, happy to chitchat about the weather but don't want deep and meaningful so you can try to use it against me"...

I would just put up an image that you genuinely connect with rather than trying to be a smart arse.

How about a wee bit of Edvard Munch?

One of the rude place names maps from here.

Hardly anyone will notice and any time you feel a bit bored or stressed, you can get up and have a giggle at where it says Twatt, Pratts Bottom etc.

Love the place names @BarbaraofSeville

Bit harsh @Poonmig! I'm trying to have something that gets me through the day!

Who's the artist who does yonic paintings? Brian from Hull?

Anything from here: despair.com/

How about some framed Gashleycrumb Tinies..you could use a bit of tippex and change the names to people in the office...

steemit.com/photography/@villainblack/the-gashlycrumb-tinies-a-very-gorey-alphabet-book-by-edward-gorey

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steemit.com/photography/@villainblack/the-gashlycrumb-tinies-a-very-gorey-alphabet-book-by-edward-gorey

Though it's not very motivational...unless it motivates you to make it happen of course...

So passive aggressive art?

Link still doesn't work

Yes, passive aggressive art is a great description.

We're being told to make it nice, but it has to be our stuff and art instead of plants which I usually have.

Can't beat a bit of Heronymous Bosch