John Torrode's Asda

[Fiftyandmore]

Time for my next eye test :).

Flicking through the channels I saw this and thought it could be an interesting programme. And perhaps it could be. However, the actual programme is John Torrode's Asia :)

Haha, I think you’re suggestion is funnier, and I’d def watch it

Me and you both @HeelsHandbagPerfumeCoffee :)

Imagine John torrode lurking amongst the condiments with commentary

And then he slaps his bum That's Asda price.

I did think when I saw the thread title perhaps he'd been brought in to overhaul their ready meals or something.

@NewYearNewLockdown

And then he slaps his bum That's Asda price.

That's a vision I do not want in my head.

Oh I've just remembered another time when I thought my eyes were playing up but, for once, they weren't. Again I was flicking through the channels one evening and saw a programme called "arse news". That can't be right I thought, it must have said "area news". But on that occasion I was right first time

Arse news, scared to ask what was it!

I messaged my elderly neighbour to ask if she needed anything while my dh was at the shop. She replied, she was fine as she had only been to Asia the day before. I did ask if she had to self isolate for now she was home

I didn't stay long enough to find out @HeelsHandbagPerfumeCoffee :)

Next week they've got Tescos Chain Saw Massacre...

I do like eat well for less

I'm pretty sure he shops in Waitrose, I've seen him outside a couple of times.

@TwoLeftSocksWithHoles

Next week they've got Tescos Chain Saw Massacre...

That made me laugh!

My sister once tried to flag down a fire engine at the bus stop, it could have been worse OP