I love them and am in no way wishing time away, but....
Today DD2 who is almost 3 came home from nursery, removed all her clothes, and shat on the kitchen floor.
Her 6yo sister spent the afternoon singing Moana songs off key and asking me to "chase me round the playground".
DS, also almost 3, has a favourite game called Touching Cereal which involves getting every single packet of cereal in the house, lining them up on the floor, and admiring them, frequently accidentally one over and covering the floor with Shreddies.
Please, please tell me that one day they will be civilised humans who enjoy good wine and actual conversations that do not revolve around buses and farts.......