Todays tinder charmers....

[ColdemortReturns]

Would you like aggressive faceless person? Or would you like to travel back in time and date David Bowie?
Difficult choices ladies...

Aggressive faceless man who's anthem is a Taylor swift song. He’s got so many red flags who wouldn’t want him??

@WitchesNest

Aggressive faceless man who's anthem is a Taylor swift song. He’s got so many red flags who wouldn’t want him??

Very curious if this approach has ever worked...

Nicko’s wife discovered his profile then.

That’s an odd photo of Bowie to choose. Maybe he’s hoping younger women won’t recognise it.

Both are highly wierd.

If I was stealing a Bowie photo I would 100% have gone for Jareth King of the Goblins.

Did think the Bowie steal might be so younger women didn't recognize it, but still a very odd choice.
Now what does this bio even mean??? (It comes from a 40 year old guy).
M

Remembering why I havent been on tinder for so long

What I can't understand that ? Is there a secret tinder language. My mind is blown.

I wouldn't date David with teeth like that. Maybe he's a big fan.

@ColdemortReturns

Did think the Bowie steal might be so younger women didn't recognize it, but still a very odd choice. Now what does this bio even mean??? (It comes from a 40 year old guy). M

"I'm a complete twat who thinks he's some sort of rogue academic because I spend all my time patronising people on the internet."

That INFJ thing is in reference to some nonsense personality test that people go on about online. It's about as scientific as horoscopes.

@kwiksavenofrillsusername

I'm a complete twat who thinks he's some sort of rogue academic because I spend all my time patronising people on the internet."

His wife found the profile and changed his bio

Coldemortreturns

Who knew there was so much deep thinking going on within 56 miles of Walsall.

Jesus. Which self respecting woman ever falls for this crap?

My 18 year old Ds was talking about joining tinder but he's stuck on what to write for a bio.

Other than "don't make yourself sound like a dickhead" I'm stumped on what advice to offer.

I don't know anything about internet dating but I feel like "Willow" has been desecrated.

Right you are mate. That's why you're posing in bed with a manly headboard and a £20 bottle of rum....

I'm starting to enjoy this

@WankPuffins

My 18 year old Ds was talking about joining tinder but he's stuck on what to write for a bio.

Other than "don't make yourself sound like a dickhead" I'm stumped on what advice to offer.

Tbf they're not all like this. I met my ex, who's now my best mate, on tinder. From memory his bio was a persuasive argument to why British House of Cards was superior to the American one

@ColdemortReturns

Did think the Bowie steal might be so younger women didn't recognize it, but still a very odd choice. Now what does this bio even mean??? (It comes from a 40 year old guy). M

I can't actually understand what any of that means

And he thinks he's academic?

Stephen looks like my brother [shudder]

@Stompythedinosaur

If I was stealing a Bowie photo I would 100% have gone for Jareth King of the Goblins.

Ha ha, you and me both - my favourite Bowie incarnation!