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I've just found a fingernail

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Coolerthanapolarbearstoenails · 13/01/2021 20:19

In my sausage roll Envy

It was a supermarket one. I've filled in a complaints form but just blerrrrghhh. It was in my mouth and I chewed it.

OP posts:
WomenAreBornNotWorn · 13/01/2021 21:22

There was a thread not long ago where the OP found an eyelid with eyelashes (pigs,not human). How anyone can eat a mashed up dead animal I'll never know.

TheoriginalLEM · 13/01/2021 21:24

Ohhh man!! I can't see the picture

Althoug they use all manner of shite meat to.make sausagemeat so the toenail is probably least of your worries EnvyGrin

Spongebobsquarefringe · 13/01/2021 21:30

@WomenAreBornNotWorn that has actually brought my Kitkat chunky right back up to the top of my throat, my brain conjured up the most horrid image

Ugzbugz · 13/01/2021 21:30

I need to see the pic???

BlipBlopYourNipNop · 13/01/2021 21:37

Oh god it's a really big one blurgh!

Fatherbrownsbicycle · 13/01/2021 21:38

I don’t seem to be able to see photos on threads tonight

EndoplasmicReticulum · 13/01/2021 21:39

I can't see the photo, but, it might be a pig eyelid. They're a bit toenail-like.

(Biology teacher, dissections, if you're wondering how I know).

sugarhockeyicedtea · 13/01/2021 21:41

Fuck me, that's so grim.

I'd be gargling with pure alcohol for the rest of the night.

DrFoxtrot · 13/01/2021 21:42

I'm not sure whether I'd prefer toenail or pig eyelid

EndoplasmicReticulum · 13/01/2021 21:43

If you eat sausage rolls, you're probably eating pig eyelids. And other bits of the pig. It's just usually minced up a bit so you don't notice.
Try not to think about it.

Robbybobtail · 13/01/2021 21:46

I’m never eating a sausage roll again.
OP - there is no photo - I need to decide if it’s a toenail or pig eyelid, and I really don’t know which is worse (but I reckon toenail)

MustardMitt · 13/01/2021 21:50

For once I'm glad I can't see the picture!

BluTangClan · 13/01/2021 21:50

Can't remember who said it but; cheap sausages are like One Direction, all lips and arseholes.

MustardMitt · 13/01/2021 21:51

@EndoplasmicReticulum

If you eat sausage rolls, you're probably eating pig eyelids. And other bits of the pig. It's just usually minced up a bit so you don't notice. Try not to think about it.
Yeah but....I'm an omnivore not a cannibal! Grin
Coolerthanapolarbearstoenails · 13/01/2021 22:13

Can anyone see the picture? Sorry I don't know what went wrong, I'm using the app.

In all honesty a pig eyelid would be better than this possible toenail. I'm aware eating these products I'm consuming a pig. I did not sign up to consume a human!!

I am tempted to tweet them but I've got got a work Twitter account and don't want to use it. If I set up a new one would they think I'm trying it on?

I'll name the supermarket on here should I not get a satisfactory response.

OP posts:
geoffreyjellineck · 13/01/2021 22:15

Oh vile. I'm so sorry. Hopefully this will put you off for life though! Tweet them!

Coolerthanapolarbearstoenails · 13/01/2021 22:15

@EndoplasmicReticulum I wish it was a pig eyelid!! There's no mistaking its a human nail.

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Coolerthanapolarbearstoenails · 13/01/2021 22:19

@sleepyhead1980 like what?

I know sausage rolls are the bits of the pig that are a bit eww all minced up. I think that's okay. We kill the animals to eat and we should absolutely use as much of them as possible.

A human body part is a completely different story.

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notthemum · 13/01/2021 22:27

Sorry. That is definitely a human toenail and I hate to say this but it looks like an infected one to me 🤢🤮

Whatwouldscullydo · 13/01/2021 22:28

Come on one if u screen shot this bloody pic Blush

Frownette · 13/01/2021 22:32

I'm sort of glad I can't see the pic

EndoplasmicReticulum · 13/01/2021 22:37

I think something is wrong with photos on here tonight.
But in this case probably for the best we can't see them!

coastergirl · 13/01/2021 22:45

I'm using the app and I can see the photo 🤢

OnceUponAMidnightBeery · 13/01/2021 22:46

@BluTangClan

Can't remember who said it but; cheap sausages are like One Direction, all lips and arseholes.
OMG 🤣🤣🤣

Sorry OP, that is gross. I found a clump of bristly pig hair in a sausage roll once, gagged for ages.

Only eat proper butchers ones now, although @BluTangClan may have put me off those too 🤢

InvisibleToEveryone · 13/01/2021 22:51

Just putting it out there....maybe it's not ground up pig in your sausage roll??🤔

Fingernail, I can maybe imagine accidentally getting in a mix but toenail...🤷‍♀️

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