What the actual fuck

[OMGImTiny]

I've name changed because this is incredibly outing.

After ongoing back problems, I had surgery Monday.

Anyway... I got up today for a shower and DP said you look really small. I had a look in the mirror and definitely looked shorter.

Before the operation I was 5 foot 11 I have had him measure me today, like you do with a child when they stand against the wall when you make a mark… Twice. I am now 5 foot 8.5.

I phoned the surgeon secretary and she said she's never heard of this before. She said maybe a quarter of an inch maximum.

What. The. Fuck

[itsgettingweird]

Stand against a wall and draw a mark over your head.

Measure yourself.

Make sure your DP isn't having you on

[MidnightHangingTree]

@Artesia

Your husband isn't Mr Twitt is he?

This took me a second and then I actually snorted