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True Friendship

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Joekate · 26/10/2007 14:08

"True" Friendship

None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

  1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
    the bastard who made you sad.

  2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

  3. When you smile -- I will know you got laid.

  4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you about it, every chance I get.

  5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whinging.

  6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

  7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

  8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

  9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
    "because you are my friend".

    Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
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