Trump is planning to invade Glasgow Prestwick on 19th January in his grotty plane....

[AngelicaElizaAndPeggy]

Nicola Sturgeon has said it would not be classed as essential travel and therefore illegal. Is it wrong that I am overly-invested in wondering how this would play out legally? He is still president until the following day, so, if he were to land, would the UK/Scottish government be able to stop him passing through security and heading down to one of his golf courses? Would the police pass him a fine?
I've had quite a shitty day (haven't we all!!) so I'm finding this all quite distracting and fascinating to think about.

If Melanie has any sense, she'll strap on a parachute and disembark over Iceland en route.

Melania obvs. Dunno who Melanie is.

He's got a very heavy workload at the moment according to official White House sources:-

He’s only having to make many calls because people won’t answer the first 28 times he rings them...

Sorry, 18, that was a typo!

@Sunbird24

He’s only having to make many calls because people won’t answer the first 28 times he rings them...

That'll be the calls to state governors asking them to commit election fraud and "find" a few thousand extra votes?

Melanie won't come. Shops are all shut.

Them’s the ones @RaspberryCoulis!

Lol at his agenda :D

I would pay money to see Nicola tell him to fuck off. It's exactly what he needs. (Given what he's accused of that's getting off lightly).

I assume you need to book international flights with traffic control etc. And they will say. Nah.

If I was him I wouldn't be rocking up in Scotland right now. Somehow I don't think it would work out for him...

Melania needs to run away.

She clearly hates him.

And he has many accusations of truly awful stuff with his exes.

Angelica if that happens I’ll buy the popcorn for the whole —country— audience.

Could we get those drones to spell Fuck off Donald you loser in the skies above Prestwick?

Loving Juan Direction!

I was looking forward to seeing how this played out but the White House have said this isn't accurate and he's got no plans to go to Scotland

Maybe that's a bluff.

@JamieLeesCurtains

Maybe that's a bluff.

Wouldn't put it past him.

I'd sort of like to see him try though - I'm pretty sure NS won't take any crap.

Best way to do it is to allow him in, wave him on and no drama.

Drama is what that fkn narcissist wants. Headlines all over the world.

Not surprised he refuses to attend the inauguration, what a manchild he is, stamping his feet. Reckon he has serious head issues, and not talking about his hair either.

@AngelicaElizaAndPeggy

Nicola and Trump facing off across the tarmac at Prestwick would be an absolute popcorn fest, surely.

I'd hope she'd go the full Jane Godley on him:

'Yous were f*+#n telt tae stay in your aen hoose!'

👀🍿🍿🍿🍿

This!

🤞👍👏🏻😂

@RaspberryCoulis

He's a tremendous soccer player. Like really great. First-rate. He's so tremendous at soccer that he's been asked personally to Make Scotland Great again. We're going to be so great we'll be bored of winning. Anything else is just fake news.

Does anyone else remember this song?

Archie Gemmil is about the same age as The Donald. I think they'd complement each other's playing styles tremendously.

As an American, I hope he shows up, they refuse to allow him to enter. He heads back here where the FBI are waiting to arrest him for treason. He either gets arrested or flees to some other country.

I think the Ecuadorian Embassy in London has a recently vacated space.

If he were to pay football for Scotland and the team (highly unlikely ) were to lose, would he demand a recount of the goals?

@IgiveupallthenamesIwantedareg0

If he were to pay football for Scotland and the team (highly unlikely ) were to lose, would he demand a recount of the goals?

He'd definitely be claiming that the ball that went out of play somewhere around the centre spot easily went over the line. And that the other side were playing with seventeen extra balls that only a bloke in a basement in Deepest Wolverhampton at the time noticed were being passed to them by the referee.

@AngelicaElizaAndPeggy

Nicola and Trump facing off across the tarmac at Prestwick would be an absolute popcorn fest, surely.

I'd hope she'd go the full Jane Godley on him:

'Yous were f*+#n telt tae stay in your aen hoose!'

👀🍿🍿🍿🍿

Absolutely! Tv of the year 😁

Will he use his own plane or Airforce 1?

I only ask because Airforce 1 can be refuelled mid air.

Supposedly it's a 757 that will be used, normally used by the Veep or First Lady, not an Air Force One 747.