Boris Bingo

[likeamillpond]

I'm bored out of my skull and thought I'd do a spot of 5pm Boris Bingo
What should i have on my card?

Alas
Latiin phrase
French phrase
With a heavy heart
Nobody wants this
Light at the end of the tunnel

What am I missing?

Also could we have two side cards on the go as well?
A Samurai version?

Next slide please
As you can see
CW Deeply ashamed expression
JVT. Hint of a smile

I'm having a sip of gin foe each one

This popped up last night with a few good ones on 😁

What's on your Boris Bullshit Bingo card for tonight? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/4125843-Whats-on-your-Boris-Bullshit-Bingo-card-for-tonight

@AngusThermopyle

This popped up last night with a few good ones on 😁

What's on your Boris Bullshit Bingo card for tonight? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/4125843-Whats-on-your-Boris-Bullshit-Bingo-card-for-tonight

Same one appeared on our local FB group yesterday..............very accurate

@dingit

I'm having a sip of gin foe each one

You beat me to it. I'm having a swig on gin for each one I get right.

It won't start at 5pm- perhaps have a sweepstake on the start time.

He can't even remove his male member in time, never mind be on time for a press conference.

There was something about sailing yesterday, if I remember correctly, might use that one again?

Alack, he did not say 'alas' once yesterday.

You need 'Schools are safe' on the bingo card 😁

Disappointingly, last night he didn't say any of the things on the bingo card being circulated yesterday.

start time: 5.07
alas, alack, military metaphor, cod Latin, faux-Churchill phrasing, alas!
next slide please, can you turn your microphone on?
'it's with a heavy heart', 'the Great British people', 'all in this together'
(are we fuck...) wiffle, waffle, de Piffle .... 'is that it? can I go home now?'

Quite amusing that the scheduled program is Pointless 😂