You know when you have an erotic dream about someone you know...

[WankmasterBastardDeLaShithead]

...and the next day you feel kind of embarrassed around them? Well I had one about my cat last night. Very unsettling.

I dreamt I was in the bath, and realised he was sitting at the other end. He started brushing his teeth (IRL he has terrible breath). His fur started to get soaked, and intead of looking hilarious (as wet cats usually do) he began to morph into a gorgeous, lithe man. I'll leave it there.

😂😂😂

Haha! I once dreamt I breastfed the mum of a boy I childmind and we both really enjoyed it, I couldn’t look her in the eye for months!

Sounds like you've been relying on your cat a lot for company.

lol