DH and I looked up the parents guide for Die Hard last night. They are often useful for older films as some 15s from the 80s or 90s would be a 12A now. This one really tickled us though. The profanity commentary is so precise (unusually so), the contributor must have watched it with a swears bingo card or a clicker. We loved that motherfucker is given in full, but sh*thead gets an asterisk. 
The sex guide is also funny due to the precision of the timings and the, ahem, detailed pursed-lipped description of the breast exposure. Whoever submitted this information definitely took one for the team and must have watched numerous times in the interests of research. 🤣😆🤣
I will attempt to upload screengrabs to save you going looking, maybe on my second post if they don’t stick.
Have you found any other good ones?