Phrases / words you hate that you judge people for

[WhatKatyDidNxt]

Ain’t -very popular near me and it makes me die inside
Gonna -ditto above
Makin memories -yep l have sick in my mouth now
Culdesack -think about it for a minute. Well, it made me anyway!! Then l got what they meant

Hubby - makes my ears bleed.

Yep to hubby. Ditto “my other half”

The wife

Pacific instead of specific
Free instead of three

My BIL says alately instead of lately and it really pisses me off.

Also hate attire when used by people trying to make themselves seem more intelligent and just end up looking a dick.
For example; “Off shopping for new attire.” No. You’re going clothes shopping.

Reach out.

Oh and when people at work say touch base 🤮

@Harpydragon do you live near me?! They’re rife here

Double negatives. People who use them just sound fick, innit.

Ridiculous twee euphemisms for bodily functions, eg ‘break wind’ for fart.

People who say "end of" 😬 or who spell drawers "draws"

Brolly for umbrella. So twee.

'Myself', used incorrectly.

Anyone who uses the word brigade in reference to a group of people whose opinions they dislike.

Brought instead of bought when purchasing something

Valentime's day

Prostrate

Chester draws

literally overuse and incorrect use of literally
a red lip - what just the one? like a fat lip?
a nude heel - ditto
yourselves as in "is there anything I can get for yourselves" in a shop.

myself - as above
wanky phrases like "going forward", "touch base"
hubby/hubs/bubba/bubs/Marbs - just fuck off

When people say ‘me and x ‘ instead of ‘x and me’ or ‘x and I’. It just sounds really rude.

Hubby!! Basically. Sat instead of sitting. Overly. Majorly. Like.

Chimley for Chimney.
When every other word is ‘like’
Waiting staff who call customers ‘guys’

Hubby. We are pregnant. Mixing up I and me. Using myself instead of me. Mixing up her and she in a longer sentence. Less and fewer confusion. Reach out. Oh I could go on... actually everything @supportivemyarse said. Probably everything on this thread.

I’m really intolerant now I think about it.

Super...its bloody everywhere now!

super excited
super envious
super easy

what's wrong with very, extremely, hyper, exceptionally, really

The whole 'Karen' thing used when a woman disagrees with (usually a man's) opinion/actions.
'Reaching out'
'Date night'
'Brainfart'

Also 'boobing the baby' rather than breastfeeding or even just feeding/nursing.
Pud instead of pudding

“The proof is in the pudding. “
“I feel you. “
The number of times “so yeah” can be said in answering a single question. (On R4)

Scrummy.
Proof is in the pudding.
Making memories.
Beautiful inside and out. No idea why I hate it.
Reaching out / sharing/ touching base/ going forward. Work wankspeech.

Aks
I myself
Life, love, laugh on the walls
What I call wanky workspeak "enclosed herewith is xxxxx" instead of please find enclosed a copy of x.

Can I get? Followed by thanks. Instead of please may I have followed by thank you.