Phrases / words you hate that you judge people for

[WhatKatyDidNxt]

Ain’t -very popular near me and it makes me die inside
Gonna -ditto above
Makin memories -yep l have sick in my mouth now
Culdesack -think about it for a minute. Well, it made me anyway!! Then l got what they meant

I absolutely loathe it when people refer to pyjamas as 'jim-jams'. (Shuddered just typing it.) That's right up there with 'hubster' and 'holibobs' for me. It gives me the absolute ick.

Gift used as a verb. "I gifted a book to my sister" no, you gave a book to your sister.

People that pronounce tooth as tuth 😡😡 Gives me the rage and makes the person look so thick.

@katiegoestoaldi

Brought instead of bought - sets my teeth on edge

Same, hate this but it's rife, definitely noticeable on MN these days

Virtue signalling = a lazy way of putting down someone you dont agree with when you dont have the intelligence to debate with them.

Making memories
You do you
So (at start of a sentence but more partic at start of a post or answer written or live) and everything moonlight medicine listed.

Jammies
Munching
Picky food
Choc
Posh

And any of those wild water swimming bores- anything they say at all.

Aloud when they mean allowed

See also people prefacing perfectly normal posts on fb groups with “delete if not aloud”. Dave, admins will delete it if it breaks any rules, they don’t need your permission. Plus posts about cats is the groups main topic, so why on earth would it not be aloud?

'Like I said, ......' When they hadn't said anything about it before

Somefink

St Pancreas train station

Another vote for myself instead of me or I. Why??
"Reach out" instead of phone/email/contact. Why???
My little man 🤮 (DSis - I'm looking at you)
Miss 7. In fact, any abbreviation for children that isn't standard MN

Comfort break 💩💩
Everyone knows you’re going for a shit/piss. Why use a stupid term? 😀😀

I actually saw someone write "in heinz sight" on Facebook and often find myself thinking about it

I hate when people say "guys" to address a group of people male or female.

@Jumpalicious

My BIL..the moron 🙄

Woke
Swearing

I don't judge people for using it, because about 98% of people do! But I hate "the proof is in the pudding". What, the murderer has hidden the weapon in a dessert have they?!

"The proof of the pudding is in tasting" I'm fine with!

@bluebluezoo

Aloud when they mean allowed

See also people prefacing perfectly normal posts on fb groups with “delete if not aloud”. Dave, admins will delete it if it breaks any rules, they don’t need your permission. Plus posts about cats is the groups main topic, so why on earth would it not be aloud?

It’s probably the sentence which accounts for the majority of use of ‘aloud’ that I’ve seen.

On the “tuth” issue - this is just a midlands (poss also welsh) way of pronouncing “tooth”, so I can’t get worked up about that. Phew, I’m a bit tolerant after all...

...But @Utterlyexhausted, how is your sister married to that man?! I bet this is not the only word he mispronounces. In fact I bet he “has form” for it. Think I dislike that phrase too...There’s something irritating about that “has form” thing. In fact, “it’s hateful”. That’s another one I don’t like. As twee as “tummy” when used by an adult. “Definately”. To the poster who said “thankyou” - that’s right, even my autocorrect doesn’t like it.

Pj's sounds ridiculous, especially if over the age of 18.

Need gone - usually on fb marketplace really irritates me.

Boarders. They’re people who board i.e. stay somewhere, often in a school.
Borders are boundaries. Country borders, borders of a house or garden or field.
Curb- cut something short
Kerb- the edge of the pavement.

Fur babies
Little man
The word 'seemingly'
Need gone

You are my people.

Myself is the worst.

ooh yes gifted, holibobs, all of these.

as for "a stonewashed jean" well that's my Christmas ruined

You get me? After uttering a simple sentence. I tend to answer 'yes, I get you' which tends to put a stop to its use.

Enjoy.

Spag bowl
Of instead of have