Phrases / words you hate that you judge people for

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Ain’t -very popular near me and it makes me die inside
Gonna -ditto above
Makin memories -yep l have sick in my mouth now
Culdesack -think about it for a minute. Well, it made me anyway!! Then l got what they meant

Ug! Scrummy 🤢. Cheeky drink. Drinkeypoohs. Wtf says valentime @Utterlyexhausted?

Can I add swallowing loudly to this list of words (which are sounds after all?). And breathing loudly. And eating like a donkey. Actually, this thread is making me realise I should probably spend some time alone.

A colleague regularly says alcawol.

‘You deserve it’ said to people on facebook when they’re having a meal out / having drinks / having a weekend away irrationally annoys me. Why do they deserve it? Why?!

Preggo.

Pregnant is an ugly enough word without making it worse!

Was/were used incorrectly.

We was going to the shop...

Any hyperbole at all

"Pinky" finger- errrgghhhhh
Tooth pronounced any way other than tewth.

Making Memories is vomit inducing

Toilet. Hate.

Corporate speak.

Curating and sourcing, when used in the context of Christmas food. It just sounds so pretentious.

People who say asterix, when they mean asterisk. Asterix was a Gaul! Ahhhhhh. And breathe...

I'll 'learn' you, instead of teach. Likewise with borrow/lend. I think it's regional, but DP says it & it drives me up the wall

Brought instead of bought - sets my teeth on edge

Picky tea.

Used a lot this time of year. Makes me - not envy

Bubs, bubba, mumma eww fuck off!

Hopical when they mean hospital

Normalcy when they mean normality and aren’t American, although even then it grates

Making memories, makes me want to vomit

Gotten, nope not a word

‘I/We done that’. No, you did that.

Unpacking information

Another vote for Myself

It’s everywhere at the moment. Even official letters from the school. I had to read up to check that I wasn’t wrong about it. (Obviously I’m wrong to get so worked up about it.)

Fuming. I honestly just bloody hate that word...and it's used soooo often on MN.

My colleague in work, GP surgery, referring to urine as water. Passing water, are they walking over a bridge? Water sample - no it's piss. It sounds so twee.

Peeps for people
Hubster/hubby/wifey
Milf/dilf/cougar etc
A brew for a cup of tea
Yourself/myself used incorrectly in an attempt to sound professional
Trump for flatulence
Change a baby's bum for nappy changing

All of the above make me shudder and I don't honestly know why. I wish I wasn't such a pedant.

Oh also holibobs and famalam. Anything twee and made up.

Mixing up effect and affect.

Off of instead of from, although I think that is a regional thing in some areas.

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... A stonewashed jean... Shudder.

Pawsin oh yes, It’ll learn you really sets my teeth on edge. Another annoying one is “Can you borrow me some money?”
Also tender hooks instead of tenterhooks!

Aloud when they mean allowed. ‘Thankyou’ so many people do this one even my phone knows it’s wrong so people must put concerted effort into it.

Another one! People saying “should of” instead of “ should have” 😬