Bastard Cat has been at the raw pigs in blankets

[Yoffel]

I prepared all the pibs and turned my back for five mins to make a list. When turned back Bastard Cat was on the worktop having a good sniff/lick. If I cook feck out of them now do you think they’ll be ok? No option to get any more.

Sigh.

@OmarListening

I'd cook and eat them without a second thought.

But then I kiss my cat, and he likes to lick my face. I never get ill, my immune system must be good thanks to him.

So would I.

I recently are cat licked toast. I kiss toe beans and faces too!

In answer to your original question: we’d cook them well and eat as planned. He only licked them, right? If they were chewed, I might feel differently.

Many years ago, my flat mate and I were sharing a dish of pate, bread and a bottle of Baileys on Christmas morning. After about 20 mins, we realised the cat was sneaking up behind and also sharing the pate and a glass of Baileys.

25 years later, I'm still here to tell the tale.

I'd cook and eat.

Bastard Cat has ignored the presents he received this morning, opting to pounce on me I instead during a phone call. Was very interested in the ham coming out of the oven - cut a bit off, cooked it and put in a bowl for him and he took a sniff then mooched off. He is Bastard Cat.

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Thank you OP for the smile you brought to my face. Photo please?

Probably now as contented as this cat.

Bastard Cat bring bastardful with the wrapping paper.

Cook and eat. At least that's I do.

Bastard Cat has ignored the presents he received this morning, opting to pounce on me I instead during a phone call. Was very interested in the ham coming out of the oven - cut a bit off, cooked it and put in a bowl for him and he took a sniff then mooched off. He is Bastard Cat.

He is. But he's an adorable Bastard. What a cute boy!

You can use that photo for next year's Xmas cards.

But he's so pretty! How can you begrudge him the odd pig in blanket? (Even if they're all the ones you cooked, lol)

For some reason, I thought BC was black and white!

Lovely cat.

How can you be cross at that little face?

We love him to bits even if he is a bastard. Fine. I won’t take him back to the rescue place then.

CatBastard is black and white, @Soubriquet - I may have posted his picture before. Maybe that’s the reason you think BC is too?

Perhaps

Or maybe most b&w cats are bastards anyway

Apparently he has been duffing up a little cat from down the street, so you may be right, @Soubriquet.

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius your cat has got a little white tie.

Yes they do sneak up and lick everything. Worst was the dog though, a duck a l'orange was prepared for a dinner party. Dog lept up to eat the whole thing off the counter when it was left alone for a few seconds. She knew she'd done something wrong and hid in her dog bed.

Cats have no such qualms, they just think yeah whatever, get over it

Should it be monochrome cats (other fur colours are to be found on other cats)?