What gross things have you done by accident?

[Geekster1963]

I get this skin condition that causes blisters on my hands and they eventually go flaky and the skin sort of peels off.

I was eating a bag of crisps and thought I’d dropped one as it looked like a crisp on my jumper. Ate it then realised it was a bit of skin! Yuk.

Not me my adult dd...
Saw something on her kitchen floor one morning... For reasons she can't explain she licked it..
It was a dead slug.
not envy

Worktop - cat food - sleep deprived.

You can guess the rest.

I got food poisoning while on holiday years ago and had a really bad dose of the shits. I was literally going to the toilet every 15 mins and did not trust leaving the hotel room. My poor bum was raw from over use of toilet paper and it got to the point where I just curled up in the shower tray with water spraying down on me while I shat rusty water. Not my finest moment.

Actually that was not really by accident.

< vom at the slug and cat food.

When you drop something first instinct is to catch it yes? .. Poop scooping in the back garden and one fell off the spade.. Put my hand down to 'save' it.... Urgh...

I drunkenly picked up a pint on the table in a nightclub years ago and took a big drink of it.
It was filled with vomit.