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Treat your bum this Christmas!

22 replies

averylongtimeago · 16/12/2020 10:42

I have seen these for sale just now. I am seriously considering a set for my BiL. I think his downstairs loo would look great redone like this!

Has anyone else seen anything better?

Treat your bum this Christmas!
Treat your bum this Christmas!
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Stillfunny · 16/12/2020 10:53

Bit unhygienic though, especially for a bloke ! He would be piddling all over the seat and it would stink !
But I love the car seat covers , how funny would that be.

nosswith · 16/12/2020 12:10

Just no, for hygiene reasons.

Though covering the top with a gap to press the flush would look nice.

Frownette · 16/12/2020 12:12

I can't say that I'm sold

80sMum · 16/12/2020 12:15

Yeek! That loo looks like it could do with a bit of deep cleaning!

BashfulClam · 16/12/2020 12:31

@Stillfunny

Bit unhygienic though, especially for a bloke ! He would be piddling all over the seat and it would stink ! But I love the car seat covers , how funny would that be.
They lift the seat though, then leave it up Angry
Plonque · 16/12/2020 12:32

Bit unhygienic though, especially for a bloke

While I agree that men are worse, any sort of liquid stream hitting the porcelain or water line causes splashback or fine clouds of liquid vapour. Get ups like that aren't acceptable in any bathroom, male or female! 🤢 gross.

Letsallscreamatthesistene · 16/12/2020 12:32

Why wouldnt you flush the toilet before taking that picture?!

averylongtimeago · 16/12/2020 12:40

So which colour should I go for for BiL? A tasteful check or pretty floral? He drives a Nissan 4x4 in silver if that helps.

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Frownette · 16/12/2020 12:42

He must want every ruffle known to mankind then given his aesthetic tastes. Go ahead, spoil him.

Almostslimjim · 16/12/2020 12:52

Grim. Imagine putting the lid down to flush and all the grim poo particles getting trapped in the quilted lid!

Frownette · 16/12/2020 12:56

@Almostslimjim

Grim. Imagine putting the lid down to flush and all the grim poo particles getting trapped in the quilted lid!
Nothing like a few poo crumbs
TheSunIsStillShining · 16/12/2020 13:11

These are the ugliest and most gross that I have ever seen.

MrsSiriusBlack1 · 16/12/2020 13:22

Why wouldn’t you scrub the loo first before taking pics?! Grim Hmm

JaneJeffer · 16/12/2020 13:36

Fucking hell I hope someone gets them a bottle of Harpic for Christmas.

AngusThermopyle · 16/12/2020 13:39

£123!!!!!! Jeezz!

tectonicplates · 16/12/2020 13:40

It would be very difficult to keep clean, and I agree with a comment above, they could've at least cleaned their loo before taking the photo!

tectonicplates · 16/12/2020 13:46

@averylongtimeago Have you seen the other items being sold by the same person? They're all of the same sort of style. Shock

CarterBeatsTheDevil · 16/12/2020 13:54

It is like the loo is wearing a shirt

Stompythedinosaur · 16/12/2020 13:55

They are remarkable!

Blerg · 16/12/2020 14:03

I’ve told this story before on here but I went to visit a friend who’d moved. She had a fleecey toilet seat cover, on the actual seat which I’d never seen before. I remarked on it as odd and she airily said it was there when they moved in.

I didn’t realise this was a thing people did. I don’t understand how it’s ok.

Any would you not clean the model toilet for that photo?!

GenderApostate19 · 16/12/2020 14:13

I’d say they would appeal to men with particular fetishes 🤢, they often wear outfits that look just like those abominations.

SenorFrog · 16/12/2020 14:32

Holy crap, they're quite something!

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