Who the fuck is this wine for?

[ApolloandDaphne]

So we got some wine delivered today. I assumed it was a Christmas gift from BIL. Here is a picture of the message. The only thing that is slightly right is the name at the beginning but nothing else matches our family. Who sent us this? Give me your best guesses??

@ApolloandDaphne

So we got some wine delivered today. I assumed it was a Christmas gift from BIL. Here is a picture of the message. The only thing that is slightly right is the name at the beginning but nothing else matches our family. Who sent us this? Give me your best guesses??

I know Margaret and Tony. This is an odd situation but you must believe me. I have a relative who drinks. I needed wine for Christmas and don't want it delivered to mine in case my relative opened the box and found the booze. Margaret and Tony are my best friends . They wanted to help me out therefore Margaret and Tony ordered the wine for me and it must have come to yours.

Please give me your address and I will come and collect it
Sincerely yours

@user1495884620
Yes you are close to the type of address. And weirdly you have also correctly identified the name of my dog!

Wouldn’t Princess Margaret send whisky not wine?

Tony and Margaret live next door to Janet and Roy and are besties with them.

@halcyondays

Wouldn’t Princess Margaret send whisky not wine?

Tony and Margaret live next door to Janet and Roy and are besties with them.

And also isn't she dead?

@RockinDobbin

Who the fuck is Alice?

Very intriguing op.

@RockinDobbin ! 😂😂

My mum and dad have some very old friends called Margaret and Tony maybe it's from them

Does anyone else think that Mammy might be in jail? I wonder what she did...

if i was you I would contact the courier that sent it and ask them to find out!

I think it might be meant for Janet and Roy

So the rather boring update is that the wine did indeed come from BIL just with the wrong message on. I rather hope the message sticker-on-er has been one message out of synch for while and everyone is getting a mysterious message!

This is MN at it’s absolute best

@ShoeJunkie

This is MN at it’s absolute best

I agree. Witty, warm and fun posters. None of the petty sniping and meanness that seems to be on many threads these days. We need more threads like this about random nonsense.

@enjoyingscience

Does anyone else think that Mammy might be in jail? I wonder what she did...

Mammy just killed a man, put a gun up to his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead.

I've been giggling reading all the comments from last night and today.
Thank you for the entertaining thread OP!

Great, now we will never know where mammy is

This is absolutely my favourite thread for ages.

Mammy just killed a man, put a gun up to his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead.

I jusat spat my tea out over the keyboard.

Doubt Mammy's coming back that quickly if that's what she's done

Glad it's sorted!

It's not sorted at all!!!
Who are these people, Tony, Margaret, and Mammy? And what did the gift card that they received say? @ApolloandDaphne as I'm sure you have nothing to do over the next few days since you've sorted that DBil sent the wine..you MUST get Tony and Margaret their sweet note from mammy...they'll be very worried sick as to what's happened to the old dear
And of course, what about Alice?

Oh now please disregard my last post...I have the memory of a peanut! I forgot that the note was for Scctt and Viola NOT for Tony and Margaret ...It was FROM them🙄.
This is what I've worked out though, @ApolloandDaphne...you absolutely must find Scctt and Viola so they can send a proper hand written thank you note as per MN rules of etiquette to Tony and Margaret for the lovely gift and kind note mentioning Mammy!

It's is a very odd note. Still definitely in code. 🤔

@travailtotravel isn't it really annoying when you win the thread and NO ONE BLOODY NOTICES.

@Audreyseyebrows

All will be resolved when mammy gets home. Maybe the ghost of Christmas past?

Change your name to Viola and keep the wine.

Laithwaites send me wine, but unfortunately I have to pay for it.

Sorry, that was meant for chocolatepowder