I was idly having a little scracltch of my head when I suddenly felt a minor but spikey pain in my thumb.
I pulled my hand away from my head and looked at the thumb, it had 2cm of brown thin something pointing out, like a thin splinter. It wasn't tapered like many splinters are, and I assure you my head isn't made of wood.
Without thinking i pulled it out, and to my surprise it was floppy. I then realised it was a piece of my own hair.
I quickly shook it away onto the floor where it will live until I hoover my office, probably another week or more then I got a but freaked out!
Is this how people are being infected by covid? Is it Boris sending rogue hairs into our heads to inject us with microchips and steal our money?
My thumb is still stinging a bit so I googled, and apparently being stabbed by your own hair is a thing, so my conspiracy theories can stand down.
Anyone else had this or anything equally weird happen to them? I really wish I'd taken a picture before I destroyed the evidence. I'm worried noone will believe me now.