Can I Get You a Drink?

[ShrikeAttack]

Ask me, I'm pretty sure I can fulfil your liquid desires.

@QueenOfLabradors

Sauvignon Blanc please. Nicely chilled if possible .

Try one of mine, Queen, you'll love it!

I'd love a Brandy Alexander please, fab for a winter evening!

Zadie Get yourself a champagne saver cork from the supermarket, then you can have a glass full of bubbles now and again over a few days. Get one ASAP, open your champagne on Christmas Eve, and you can still have a glass of fizz on New Year's Eve!

Argh, my satellite internet is buggering up!

Right

I have an Old Fashioned

And a porn star martini

And a dry white

A Metz please.

Beware the Judderman my dear, when the moon is fat

First things first OP, you win the internet today for using high-dugeon

Oh and can you do one of these?

Any chance of an hot chocolate with a shot of baileys?

A mug of ovaltine would suit me grand!

Bacardi Breezer. Pineapple flavour, followed by a WKD blue, then a round of Goldschlagers.

I want to relive my 20s and I'm totally in the mood to get drunk and dance badly

@bellagogosdead I can do a hot-toddy.

And a Brandy Alexander for @AdaColeman

I actually made the Brandy Alexander. Fuck me, that's nice!

I CAN dk a mug of Ovaltine!

MD 2020 aka Mad Dog 2020, ah yes, the joys.

Mines a Buckie please...

Oooh, I had my first Pornstar martini this year, they're delicious.

Where can I buy half bottles of prosecco? If I open it, I have to finish it as it goes flat and my liver will not thank me for downing a whole bottle whenever the mood takes me.

And a Bailey's hot chocolate!

@Saz12 no Buckie. I can do a ginger wine?

God no, not ginger wine! Dad keep offering me that when I had morning sickness (he’s a bit... confused by life).

Erm.... Rioja please.

Newnamefor2021 I don't like the taste of alcohol either. You should try a pink gin with plenty of lemonade to start off with, they are lovely.

I'm on a diet.. I'd kill for a baileys or just a nice chilled white wine.. Calorie free of course

Completely craving a whiskey sour!! Please!

Oh thanks for the Brandy Alexander Shrike, delicious aren't they? Sometimes I float Maltesers in them for a fun twist!

@Saz12, no Rioja, can do you a Malbec?

Can also do a whisky sour @kittlesticks.

I’d like something long, cold and refreshing, maybe slightly fizzy, not jaw-achingly sweet, and non-alcoholic. Think it might have to be Appletiser or Schloer, unless anyone’s got any good alternatives! Try a non alcoholic Koppaberg.

@BogRollBOGOF I bloody loved Metz! And nobody I know remembers it!

@Sn0tnose ooh, thank you!

Tea please, Earl Grey with almond milk. In a very tall mug.

As you’re opening the Pol Roger I’ll have a glass please but prep me an ameretto sour while you have the ingredients out....

And one you for yourself.

@BogRollBOGOF

A Metz please.

Beware the Judderman my dear, when the moon is fat

Sharp of tongue he is my dear, and cunning