What the AF is this in my shower?

[Ihatesandwiches]

He's about 1cm long and wriggling away. Thought it was a bit of fluff at first. So glad I didn't just pick him up. Feel absolutely grossed out. Help, please.

Can you not just wash it down the drain?

Looks like a millipede- totally harmless so don't worry. Just catch it in a glass and release to the wilderness (or your garden )

Worm?

Oh, he's been squished and flushed but I'd like to know if I'm going to come across more of them!

Did it have legs?

No legs. Looked smooth.

Pygmy python?

Why killing it instead of taking it outside?

Monty?

A leech

I read the thread title as "Why is AnyFucker in my shower* 😂😂

A baby snake hatched in a mass nest the sewer pipes that’s wriggled it’s way up your drain. You’ve killed him now so his siblings and parents are on their way for revenge. Best sleep with one eye open lest you wake up in the belly of a monstrous sewer python.

*in the sewer pipes

Clearly in my attempt to be funny I lost the ability to remember grammar

Was still funny Just don't worry

Worst nightmare as I’m phobic about worms etc. I would have run screaming like a loon shaking and asking DH to put it outside. He gets me to put the spiders out.

So you call it 'he' not it, then kill 'him' for no reason on earth?

Lol @JustLikeStitch that was my thought. DP has legged it back to his house (both single parents so have our own bubble) for a shower. Normally he enjoys the fluffy towels, posh shower products and better water pressure but he took one look and headed home! I may have to sacrifice DD in the morning...

Baby slug - we have been getting them in our shower - I think there is a gap in the grout and they are breeding in the wall

WorraLiberty

"I read the thread title as "Why is AnyFucker in my shower* 😂😂"

Fecking hell, that would be some surprise 🤣