Just for a bit of a lighthearted thread! Our children always say things that make us embarrassed in public or laugh out loud.
I’ll start
DS who was about 4 and I were in the changing room after swimming, I’d got him changed first and was busy drying myself and getting my underwear on when he managed to open the lock and make a dash for freedom, I grabbed him by the arm and pulled him back in - he then yelled at the top of his voice ‘ you’ve broken my arm’ I was so embarrassed 
Then recently, he’s 13 now, I asked him if he’d prefer having Christmas dinner at home or at his grandparents, he replied ‘at grandmas because shes a better cook than you!’