Best treatment for a you know what on your you know where please

[TimeToCloseTheDoor]

I can’t say it or type it out loud because they seem to appear angrier and bigger when I do!

I normally get them if I’m stressed or run down and the usual over the counter creams don’t help at all so I wondered if you had any other ideas for drying it up or avoiding it arriving all together - I can feel it coming, it tingles and is sore when I drink my cup of tea.

it tingles and is sore when I drink my cup of tea
That's unusual for a boil on the bum

Which it might, from your title, have been. Hope you ward off The Complaint Which Must Not Be Named this time.

at this point I’d welcome a boil on my bum!

Dr Google is saying put perfume on it

An inflatable snowman on your neighbour’s lawn? A shotgun.

Cold sore? Best thing is unfortunately to let it run its course. You could try taking llysine but its too late it already there. Boots used to do a wee machine which zapped then, it stopped mines for almost a year but its now discontinuted.

I take l-lysine supplements daily and since starting them I’ve gone from 5-6 a year to maybe 1 every 2 years.
You can get them at Holland and Barrett’s, or off Amazon.

If you’re talking cold sores get zovirax.

Put it on straight away and reapply throughout day. Very effective

Zovirax doesn’t work for me.

Piles? Cold sores? Chilblains on the buttocks? Chickenpox on the labia? What?

Are you talking about herpes?

I got aviclore anti suppressants once on prescription
Then I got them on line from a on line pharmacy
Cost 40 for 3 months supply but I can make them last 6 months and longer if I take it every other day or so
I haven’t had a cold sore since I have done this

Get blistex cold sore cream. Sorts mine out

I thought you were talking about a bartholin cyst (sore bump on labia)

But the cup of tea ...

Chilblains on the buttocks

Off to ask Dr Google...

Do NOT put perfume on a coldsore. I agree with others Llysine is the way to go.

Zovirax doesn't really work for me either. I find Cymex really good at shrinking them and taking away their pulse! Fast too! Much better healing time for me personally.