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Christmas joke thread...

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Santaisironingwrappingpaper · 04/12/2020 13:06

Can we have a Christmas joke thread please?
Inspired by my ds 6 who has found a joke book and is learning a few to pass round..
What did the first snowman say to the second snowman?
I can smell carrots!!
What did the cow get for Christmas?
A cowculator!!

Over to you...

OP posts:
thenewaveragebear1983 · 04/12/2020 21:11

Why isn't Santa coming this year?
Because he's got the
Coro-ho-ho-navirus

CormoranStrike · 04/12/2020 21:29

Why did Father Christmas not get Covid?

Because he had Santibodies!

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