When Christmas lights go wrong

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The neighbours over the road have put lights on their tree. Lovely. However from I've just come upstairs and all I can see is a lovely festive dick

😂😂 brill

Ooh I’d love a twinkling dick in my garden

Can't beat a sparkling c**k

I have the grinch living opposite me, hates Christmas lights. I might do that.

One year I got sparkly pj's. Dh did indeed have golden balls from cuddling me!! A festive penis is a necessity to jolly up the festive proceedings imo!!