It’s just you, a spoon and a jar of ....what??

[MrsGrindah]

What’s in the jar that , armed with a spoon, you could easily scoff the lot.
I’ve just realised mine is horseradish. My nose is streaming but I don’t care.

Peanut butter or almond butter. I'm not allowed to buy it any more

This stuff White Chocolate Almond spread

Black olives or Haywards Traditional pickled onions... has to be that brand!

Nutella, although I would feel sick, I would perserve

Cornichions. Or vodka. (I know it doesnt come in a jar...but maybe it should..)

Gherkins.

Oooh, or Rilliettes!

Malt and cod liver oil

I know it's very, very bad for you and I couldn't manage it all, but a tub of chocolate fudge icing or chocolate buttercream.

I could not manage a full jar of any but I always seen to work on the 'one for the plate one for me ' principal '

Good quality blackcurrant jam
Large crunchy malt vinager pickles ( you can keep your sliver skins )
Lime pickle
Carnation milk
Gherkins
Whole grain mustard

Not all in one day , i think i would be sick.

Lucifer marmalade by Fortnum and Mason (yes, I know but the first jar was a present and now I am addicted to the stuff!)

Caramel condensed milk or lemon curd, need to get up now and have the curd on toast!

Cocaine.

Joking obviously

I just tried to add a jar of lotus biscuit spread to my next online shop and they dont have it 😭
I know it's on the shelf though. Weird. And maybe for the best sez I, doubtfully

Biscoff or marshmallow fluff.

Substitute a spoon for a fork and it'd have to be pickled beetroot!

Bacon jam.

Nutella. Which is why, when I buy it to make Nutella pancakes for visiting Gdcs, I only buy a small jar.
Me + a big jar of the stuff + a spoon, is lethal.

I’ve been known to eat pickled onions out of the jar, too.

Homemade chocolate ganache, or Betty Crocker's chocolate fudge icing 🤤 why waste calories on the cake?!

Crunchy peanut butter. Yum!

Another vote for pickled onions

Marshmallow fluff
Peanut butter and grape jelly
Biscoff spread
Nutella

Salmon paste

Lemon 🍋 curd.

Clotted cream🥄

Brandy butter