It’s just you, a spoon and a jar of ....what??

[MrsGrindah]

What’s in the jar that , armed with a spoon, you could easily scoff the lot.
I’ve just realised mine is horseradish. My nose is streaming but I don’t care.

If I’m honest most condiments... but caramelised onion chutney often gets battered before it’s made it anywhere near a plate.

@unmanagable

Gerkins and piccalilli

Piccalilli is basically a ready made salad in dressing, I refuse to be ashamed of that one!

@doctorhamster

Crunchy biscoff. Definitely not the smooth one.

I haven't ever seen this, I must NOT look for it! Sounds amazing.

Marmite peanut butter

Easy

Tin of dulce du leche

Stem ginger in syrup.

Used to be Nutella but it changed and became mostly palm oil so I won't touch it any more, not even with someone else's spoon.

If it can be in a carton, Haagen Dazs Ice cream, as long as it isn't the vomit flavoured one (strawberry cheesecake).

Condensed milk. Or if I can fill a jar with marzipan I'll have that.

that fucking Biscoff stuff.

Bought it on impulse.

Should have thrown it away.

It has to be Nutella.

Crunchy peanut butter
Red onion humuus
Green olives

Lemon curd. Specifically Waitrose lemon curd. Lovely and sharp - yum...

Nutella!

@MrsGrindah actually there is something quite satisfying about the way it blows your nose off.

Your thread reminded me of the nasal spray for stopping smoking, your eyes would water and it was painful! I liked it!

Hotel Chocolat chocolate hazelnut spead. It is divine...
www.hotelchocolat.com/uk/pralines-chocolate-spread.html

Second choice would be apple sauce.

A tin of condensed milk......

Peanut butter!

If you like snacks that make your nose hurt then get yourself some wasabi peas or peanuts. Pleasure/pain deliciousness!

I forgot about condensed milk.
Instead of a spoon in the tin, there is a squeezy bottle...

Can i have two jars ? If i can have 2 its peanut butter and nuttella if i can only have one then ill go for skippy extra crunchy peanut butter ... yummmmm

Bearnaise sauce

Either pickled gherkins or picked (baby) beetroot.

Biscoff spread. Crunchy or smooth.

Nutella

Ooh I just thought of a sweet one...lemon curd

Nutella or pickled beetroot