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Wank tent and other wish tat

25 replies

GeidiPrimes · 29/11/2020 13:39

I am truly flummoxed by the walnut lens spectacles/eyeball massager thingy. A reverse google search just led to even more confusion.

I'm lost for words at the wank tent, apart from why?!

Wank tent and other wish tat
Wank tent and other wish tat
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tectonicplates · 29/11/2020 13:41

I actually thought you'd made a typo in your thread title, until I saw the photo Grin

HedgieHog · 29/11/2020 13:42

😂 why ?!

GeidiPrimes · 29/11/2020 13:53

It's not very modest either. Maybe it's supposed to add an air of mystery Grin

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joystir59 · 29/11/2020 13:54

To catch the mess? For privacy I zoom meetings whilst WFH?

joystir59 · 29/11/2020 13:54

For warmth during winter wanking?

Joswis · 29/11/2020 13:55

@joystir59

To catch the mess? For privacy I zoom meetings whilst WFH?
LOL. Prevent screen splatter.
Ifailed · 29/11/2020 13:56

@GeidiPrimes
What's your back-story - how can you explain why you were searching for Wank Tent?

Whatwouldscullydo · 29/11/2020 13:57

Imagine having to be the model ShockGrin

joystir59 · 29/11/2020 13:57

Are they easy to erect?

GeidiPrimes · 29/11/2020 13:58

Eew, it IS to collect mess, isn't it?

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Bobbiepin · 29/11/2020 13:58

I LOVE wish adverts. These are excellent, well done OP

Cocolapew · 29/11/2020 13:59

Well that's erm, interesting Confused
Wish sell flesh lights from baby to toddler size 🤮 so I'd never buy from them.

joystir59 · 29/11/2020 13:59

For the man who has everything.

Timshortforthalia · 29/11/2020 14:04

@joystir59

For the man who has everything.
... but his everything got too sticky
motorcyclenumptiness · 29/11/2020 14:08

I'm lost for words at the wank tent, apart from why?!
Privacy at rush hour when the bus is really crowded?

TwentyViginti · 29/11/2020 14:09

@joystir59

Are they easy to erect?
Fnarrr Grin
Whatwouldscullydo · 29/11/2020 14:10

For the man who has everything

Except boundries?

GeidiPrimes · 29/11/2020 14:12

For the man who has everything

Except boundries?

Hahaha Grin

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1forAll74 · 29/11/2020 14:31

Do they make small catchers, for those men with little tiny tiddlers.

joystir59 · 29/11/2020 14:34

*1forAll74

Do they make small catchers, for those men with little tiny tiddlers*
Would they be called "Wank pup tents?"

chuffedasbuttons · 29/11/2020 14:35

Oh I raise your weird Wish Willy wonders........

Wank tent and other wish tat
nosswith · 29/11/2020 14:57

Do they honestly believe any man would buy this, or is this for ex-wives to buy for ex-husbands?

hellotoday27 · 29/11/2020 15:01

I love this site. Cracks me up.
Spend ages trying to figure out what things are and then when I do, it's generally a bit ew!!

GeidiPrimes · 29/11/2020 15:37

That looks like a willy version of a Girls World chuffed. Instead of hair and make-up, you can practice your tweezing technique?

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Whatsnewpussyhat · 29/11/2020 15:44

Prevent screen splatter

Eeewww 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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