Threads you wanted to start but chickened out of...

[Snooks1971]

I wish I was braver, had a bit more bravado.
I’ve had loads of possible ideas but tonight’s gem was (in my mind) “I feel funny about Gorka downstairs”
Please feel free to post your weird OPs without anyone commenting

What imaginary CF scenarios have you played out in your mind like a Mumsnet thread?

I often think of CF things I could do but obviously don't have the CF nerve to carry out. For example pulling up on someones driveway to eat a McDonald's and await the parking thread (with diagram) on here. Would love to know if anyone else had any CF ideas in their head!

There isn't a thread I'd like to post but chickened out of. But there's been a few times I'd like to start one. Currently I'm thinking it would be amusing to go to Waitrose and park a horse box across several p&c spaces, then wait for the incandescent and fuming aibu.