Need a witty response

[hairykiwi]

New friend. I really like her. We both have a silly sense of humour.

I sent her a WhatsApp by mistake so deleted it.

She said 'what did you delete?'
Me: sorry, wrong person.'
She: 'I need to know!'
Me: 'ok. Can you keep a secret?'

I fully expected her to say 'yes.' And then I could reply 'me too!' and we would
Move on to usual silly chat.

Except she said 'of course. Just need to catch up with family, will get back to you tonight.'

And now I am left feeling very silly as it didn't go as planned and I don't have a secret to share...

Help me write a witty response please!

I'm an idiot, who gets my messages mixed up??

"I can't work WhatsApp".

Just tell her that you've discovered that people have been lying to you for the whole of your adult life.

You've just found out that Santa is real after all.

@haircutsRus

Just tell her that you've discovered that people have been lying to you for the whole of your adult life.

You've just found out that Santa is real after all.

I like this one!

The only other thing I could come up with was 'Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!'

Do you fancy your friend?

@Smallgoon

Do you fancy your friend?

Maybe...