Favourite Friday night takeaway

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Just home from very long, tiring week at work and have decided that it's going to be takeaway for tea. Only problem is I can't decide what I want and need some inspiration. What are your favourite takeaway orders?
NB It has to be suitably satisfying and naughty, no "healthy" options required

I (sadly) don't get a Friday night takeaway, but I did, it would definitely be:
Egg fried rice
Chicken balls
Gyozas
Spring rolls

Pure carbs, but life is too short to care.

Oh! Or:
Chicken korma
Coconut rice
Preshrari naan (definitely spelt that wrong)

Mmm! Both of those sound good but I'm thinking something dirtier than that so big oozy slices of pizza with a few skinny fries on top and the rolled up into a cheesy, chip pizza wrap type thing or a chicken kebab on pitta with loads of crunchy lettuce, peppers, onion, garlic sauce and hot sauce and of course some chips.
Oh and a nice big glass of chilled white wine...

I really want fish & chips with lashings of salt & vinegar with a sausage & pot of curry sauce. Then add bread and butter and some ketchup on the side. Might have to convince DH to go to the chippy. All the salty greasy goodness!

Ooh yes! Kebabs!

Definitely my favourite 'dirty' meal!

Chicken and donner with onions, in a pitta with cheesy chips.
Save the pitta for last after eating all the meat out of it, and shove the rest of the chips in there.
The chicken makes the pitta taste amazing, not that I would know, of course

Oh my both your suggestions sound amazing. There's no way I'd get OH to agree to so many sides though. Definitely heading towards something bready/carb heavy with some kind of sloppy sauce.
Keep the ideas coming.

Chinese food !!

I used to love crispy duck, egg fried rice and some stir fried veg

Anything too stodgy really upsets my stomach though.

Mine is spicy fried fish in nan with salad and chips
🤤 it’s a good job I’ve already had my dinner or I’d be on ubereats now 😆

Either saag paneer with mushroom pilau rice and naan OR deep pan mushroom pizza with extra cheese and fries OR vegetable spring rolls and mushroom fried rice.

Have just realised that's very mushroom heavy.

Ooh I'll keep some of these in mind for next time. We've just finished off our Friday night treat. We've got a really nice Neapolitan pizza place nearby so went for a spicy Diavola with fries! Rounded off nicely with a big juicy red. Now wishing we had some ice cream or chocolate in for a full on Friday feast!