Guessing game - what have I got in my pocketses?

[WantChewbaccaForGood]

I have 6 items in my pockets, what are they?

Lego

Donald Trump's moral compass
Boris Johnson's brain
A paperclip
A chocolate lime
Jacob R Mogg's left testical
Priti Patel's tongue

A mask (for covid not dressing up)

Oooh YES to paperclip
5 to go

A receipt
A tampon
One of those fake coins you put in the supermarket trolley
An old lipstick with a flat end
A cigarette lighter that barely works

A key

The One Ring, surely?

A dog poo bag. (empty)

A random bit of plastic that you found on the stairs and are keeping until you figure out what it is, just in case it's important

Last week's shopping list

Another dog poo bag

Sweet wrappers

Handses? String, or nothing?

Hand gel
Hair bobble
Coins
Keys
Pen

Poo bags
A fiver
Pen (minus the lid)
A tissue
Receipt from at least 2 years ago
A shopping list

@InTheNightWeWillWish

Poo bags A fiver Pen (minus the lid) A tissue Receipt from at least 2 years ago A shopping list

I think you and I have similar pockets!!

Dog poo bag ( these are always in my pocketses)
Tissue
Phone

GrowThroughWhatYouGoThrough has got 2!

Hair bobble
Coin (it's a playmobil coin)

Sheepareawesome, I did have a random piece of plastic in my pocket but I took it out before this game as I didn't know what it was!

Tape measure, tissue, pen, clothes peg, receipt.

A packet of chewing gum, a thumb and four fingers

Fluff
Sucky sweet
Button

Oh fluff, yes there is fluff but it's still attached to the pocket (fluffyish cardi).

Hamster?

No

Any more guesses?

The items were:

hair bobble
coin (playmobil)
a paperclip

Elastic band
a necklace
a plaster

(also fluff)