Weirdest thing you've seen on a night out.

[JiltedJohnsJulie]

I was once in 'spoons (I know it says it all really) when a chap on the next table smashed a glass on the table and glassed himself in the forehead and said to his partner, as the blood poured down his face, "are you happy now?!".

Was in the same pub a couple of years earlier,, before it was a Spoons, and a fight broke out. Next thing someone hit another bloke on the back with a chair, just like they used to do in Westerns.

I have long since learned to say no to anyone who suggestions going to said pub

Sat in an after-hours drinking club, middle aged man sat arguing with his wife/partner, slaps really her hard across the face. Looks round and says: “nobody saw anything did they?” Clientele all murmur “no” and carried on drinking.

I don’t know what he had over them, but everyone hated him. I’ve seen more spectacular things but that really shocked me (I was early 20s).

Feeling v ashamed of my home town right now!

@tabulahrasa

Not that weird I suppose because it was a group on a stag night...

But they’d sort of split up inside the nightclub (I assume just naturally rather than on purpose, but tbh that would make it funnier) so everywhere you went there was someone dressed as where’s Wally?

Go to the bar, in a crowd - there’s wally, go to dance to different music, in a crowd - there’s Wally, went out for a fag, there in a crowd... wally

I absolutely love this, I can picture it so clearly!

Can’t think of anything I’ve seen but a couple of years ago we were at a family Christmas party at my cousin’s house, about 3pm my mum popped out for a fag and saw a man dressed in a gimp outfit! He was the stag on a stag do I believe. She got him to pose for some pictures with her as she knew no one would believe her! It wasn’t in town or anything, just a quiet road off of the main road, near one pub tho so assume he was going there.