QUICK help me name something for a team day (lighthearted!!)

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Hello! I need a name for something that is basically a pen that can also be a fork. It's a bic pen and a plastic fork. It's for a "fun" team meeting and I have 10 minutes to find a name. I will send warm wishes to whoever has the best idea help a sister out please vipers

A Pork

Pork? Prong?

A fork-u-pen (sounds a bit like fuck you maybe but also a bit like porcupine?)

I thought of a pork - fork u pen is brilliant! Unless anything else comes along in the next 8 mins it's a fork u pen. Love it!! Thanks so much so far!!

Maybe not a fork'n'pen

Bir-k

i.e. a biro fork.

Fork'n'pen has won hands down. Thank you all for your entries; you're awesome and I send you all warm thoughts on a bloody cold day! Love mumsnet!