The Yoni Whisperer

[Nyctophyllia]

This was in my emails and gave me a laugh, do we think its Brian?
Best of all...its FREE, be still my beating ovaries..

He calls himself the Yoni Whisperer

Damn. I’m not fancy so that’s me out.

Is that the way they talk up round Hull? Never been there.

Mmmm, the words Brian and Hull just evoke exotic eroticism, don’t they?

Brian was more articulate than that.

Now there's a blast from the past....

Aw I missed Brian...

Guess who’s back, back again - that thread was gold...

I’m a bit spiritually neglected and would likely benefit. @Nyctophyllia was there a hotline number or does he only receive telepathic requests through space? Are there linked tripadvisor reviews? Thx in adv.

Did it get put in classics? Was a funny thread

He appears to be offering an escape from excitement.

I love watching weird documentaries and there was one on Channel 5? (or 4?) a couple of years ago, where women paid for sex..... and it featured a guy called 'Seani Love' who offered 'pleasure' and also 'sensual Yoni massages'.

My friend and I were screaming with laughter when we watched it..... Each to their own, but Seani is an interesting looking chap.... (if you Google him, his photos should come up).

I couldn't imagine my Husband offering me a 'Yoni massage', - I'd much rather he offered me a cup of tea and a mince pie

He also states my kundalini will be awake and energised