What's the worst, most cringey thing you've ever done that you're willing to admit to on here? No name changes allowed!

[JovialNickname]

Mine is that just before lockdown, I went to a really ropey local pub that had an Elvis impersonator for the evening. He was greasy, kind of old, and was wearing a red lycra all in one with silver lightening down the side. But I did get the horn a little bit.

Christ, through previous work when I was new I got friendly with a girl, we became friends and began to socialise
All good and town etc, she invited me to her folks for a lunch thing
The whole family were notorious gangsters. Proper heavies and known for it too
Spent the day there I was literally cringing

@JovialNickname

Mine is that just before lockdown, I went to a really ropey local pub that had an Elvis impersonator for the evening. He was greasy, kind of old, and was wearing a red lycra all in one with silver lightening down the side. But I did get the horn a little bit.

But that's not really a cringey thing you did...

Ha... no I just wanted to!!

I farted in the middle of a bikini wax...I died a little inside that day 😔