Don’t you just hate it when you get an itch, but can’t find it?

[Soubriquet]

I’ve got this itch somewhere on my back.

I’ve scratched all over but it seems to “move”

Dammit!

Yeah I hate that too.

Ugh yes - I had my 2nd c-section 4 months ago but since the first one 2 years ago I've had a numb patch in the middle of my lower belly which sometimes feels like it's itching but I can't get to it. It's like torture!