ADs take the National Express when their lives' in a mess, it will make them smile

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🎤On the National Express
There’s a jolly hostess
Giving porridge free
She’ll provide you with shots
amaretto or what
You like to seeeeee...

Going out was in style
Now we’re stuck in this aisle
Dream of being free
And it’s hard to get by
When your arse is the size
Of the furlough feeeeeee🎤

Bah ba ba la
Bah ba ba la

Tomorrow belongs to meee...

Welcome to the 17:38 to freedom, stopping at virtual hugs, critical discourse, and random tangents along the way. ETA unknown...

I love the Scarfolk posters! I clicked on the link & also very much enjoyed the male anatomy poster below it.

I also think I love Chris Green.

Yes I got to the Scarfolk site via the male anatomy poster that a friend had shared!

I also agree with everything Chris Green says, wish he was my MP. Mine's a Tory and a dementor and hasn't even responded to me about the lack of support for my business and how it's affected my life and my mental health.

Mercy “ @AcornAutumn that needs to be recorded and put out as a single”

Don’t tempt me 😂

Re Boris really think the cabinet are losing the plot. The other day announced all petrol diesel cars banned by 2030. Umm. where is the electricity going to come from?

Then today all gas boilers banned in three years for new build, now tell me the logistics for doing that. www.skillstg.co.uk/blog/gas-boilers-to-be-banned-by-2025/

Does he think it detracts from covid or what? They really are pissing in the wind.

Fancy having a go on a sweepstake....

Last year I had an upper molar removed. This evening my gum where it was removed is a little sore and swollen. I accidentally touched it and a bit of something foul dripped out. So it looks like I've a gum infection and need to see my dentist. Will phone in the morning. Will I get to see someone........

place your bets now

@justasking111 yes, it’s all very peculiar! Sudden green zeal... very odd timing

Plus it’s so last year, what with the disposable paraphernalia of Covid prevention measures.

Thought of calling emergency dentist but as its just sore and not "oh my god my heads falling off" l probably won't get in x

@LivinLaVidaLoki
gargle with hot salty water, as hot as you can stand -

I got a bit of peanut stuck in an extraction site, months afterwards. Once I'd poked around and dislodged that it healed up on it's own. Hot salty water was soothing though.

Gargling with soluble aspirin can also help if it's painful

@LivinLaVidaLoki

Fancy having a go on a sweepstake....

Last year I had an upper molar removed. This evening my gum where it was removed is a little sore and swollen. I accidentally touched it and a bit of something foul dripped out. So it looks like I've a gum infection and need to see my dentist. Will phone in the morning. Will I get to see someone........

place your bets now

No probably not, you will get a course of antibiotics and an appointment for when infection has cleared. This happened to OH twice.

The dentists saw me the same week so worth a try- have them again next week

Online parents evening for GCSE- we need to have good results in mocks for evidence please revise etc etc...no pressure there then...grades dropped in lockdown, need to get them up...etc..etc

@NannyGythaOgg I had numerous issues after the removal as the tooth had broken so the extraction was complicated. I ended up with dry socket then I remember having this nasty tasting drip into my mouth, had 2 bits of bone poking out. They came out and it then healed.
I remember gargling salt water then. I'll keep trying it and then phone the dentist in the morning.

@AcornAutumn you inspired me! I rewrote the whole song lyrics to fit this situation with the song on repeat so it fitted!! 😂😂 I'm soooo bored!! 🤣🤣 Xx

[quote Wishfulthinking1977]@AcornAutumn you inspired me! I rewrote the whole song lyrics to fit this situation with the song on repeat so it fitted!! 😂😂 I'm soooo bored!! 🤣🤣 Xx[/quote]
Ooh, do we get to hear it?

[quote LivinLaVidaLoki]@NannyGythaOgg I had numerous issues after the removal as the tooth had broken so the extraction was complicated. I ended up with dry socket then I remember having this nasty tasting drip into my mouth, had 2 bits of bone poking out. They came out and it then healed.
I remember gargling salt water then. I'll keep trying it and then phone the dentist in the morning.[/quote]
Would orajel help at all?

My front tooth broke a few weeks ago and needed fixed, it was Ok but they wore strange black PPE. It had a kind of veneer type thing on it which had broken. Now a filling fell out and that needs done next week.

Anyway dentists was Ok and very kind in case that helps others.

@AcornAutumn it's not great!! But here you go!! 🤣🤣
It was Xmas eve babe
Under lockdown
My kids they said to me this won't be the last one
And then I heard a phrase
A three word slogan
I hit the bottle
And dreamed about normaility

If your a lucky one
Got furloughed from at least day one
I've got a feeling
You won't be on your arse
So happy Christmas
We've been abandoned
I hope there's a better time
When all our bills get paid

They've got tests that don't work
They've got more kids starving
When test and trace contacts you
With no reasoning
You can't touch your relatives
Can't even go near them
Loneliness don't matter
We're following guidelines

Valence is mad
Boris's been had
Doom mongers of shifty
When they finished talking you needed a drink
Whitty was swaying
Sage they are playing
To keep folks and home
Whilst they waffled some more

The guys and girls all dressed in blue
Who wouldn't answer a crime
Are closing people businesses
And handing out big fines

These graphs are all junk
Jvt is a punk
Relying on Ferguson the uk is a mess
Hancocks is smirking as millions stop working
Happy Xmas you arseholes is definitely your last!

The guys and girls all dressed in blue
Who wouldn't answer a crime
Are closing people businesses
And handing out big fines

We could have handled this
As could have anyone
You took our jobs away
When you could have saved them
We had to save the nhs
You have destroyed it
And taken all our lives with you

The guys and girls all dressed in blue
Who wouldn't answer a crime
Are closing people businesses
And handing out big fines

@justasking111

Re Boris really think the cabinet are losing the plot. The other day announced all petrol diesel cars banned by 2030. Umm. where is the electricity going to come from?

Then today all gas boilers banned in three years for new build, now tell me the logistics for doing that. www.skillstg.co.uk/blog/gas-boilers-to-be-banned-by-2025/

Does he think it detracts from covid or what? They really are pissing in the wind.

What with that and the extra armed forces funding, I think he must have discovered one of those magic money trees.

I'm just going to leave this here

www.bbc.com/news/education-54988187

wishful I LOVE it!

Especially this

🎤These graphs are all junk
Jvt is a punk
Relying on Ferguson the uk is a mess
Hancocks is smirking as millions stop working
Happy Xmas you arseholes is definitely your last!
🎤

Wahoo I've now finished work for the day...
Going to get ds to bed, then I might go.

I'm so bone achingly tired that the last couple of nights I've felt like I've a cold but its only at night.

@LivinLaVidaLoki

Wahoo I've now finished work for the day... Going to get ds to bed, then I might go.

I'm so bone achingly tired that the last couple of nights I've felt like I've a cold but its only at night.

It’s the coronacoaster

I alternate between knackered and hyper.

Police issuing notices to leave to shoppers without masks
www.dudleynews.co.uk/news/18884925.police-crack-merry-hill-shoppers-without-face-masks/?ref=fbshr