Willies on my wrapping paper?

[Crunchymum]

Do you see it or it is just me?

Why do rockets need a pink helmet???

Sorry, it looks like a rocket to me. I think you might have cracked open the Christmas sherry a little bit early.

Don't tell anyone, they'll never unsee it

I swear there are a huge number of items that are "designed" and have phallic symbols on them. I am convinced that amongst designers there is a secret awards ceremony for those that have got the most willies and vags past QA and into production... You see them everywhere.

@BewareTheBeardedDragon

Don't tell anyone, they'll never unsee it

Too late.