It's about my neighbour...
I normally chat with him, pass the time of day, make a fuss of his dog... We have had the odd joke (he had a bad arm, I implied he shd stop playing with himself!)
Honestly I have a wierd sense of humour and a dirty mind, but in real life I'm shy and quiet - normally!
Saturday daytime, we were chatting, he said "I'll drop my number through your door! Maybe we can meet up for a kiss and a cuddle?!"
I just laughed it off...
This morning there was a bottle of beer and he'd stuck his number through the letterbox ...
What The Fuck do I do? I'm not interested... just have a laugh and a joke... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck