I have zero stories, but these are the ones I wanted to sleep with snog(apologies for the fact this is going to include music you're all not that keen on.
So unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour
80s
If it is I'd like for you to know
That I'm not worth it, you see
80s
All alone ain't much fun, so you're looking for the thrill
80s
Right, I didn't fancy this next person, but you lot are never going to get the band he plays with, and I think he's the most fanciable now
Talk about a girl
Talk about a boy
Countin' all the ripples on the sea
80s hit of a much older song
Just an urchin livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case so buy me something to eat
I'll pay you at another time
80s
She ain't no human being
And there's no future
In England's dreaming
70s
You were the first girl at school to get breasts
90s
So in your broken home he broke all your bones
90s
Did she go to work or just go to the store?
70s
There's my crushes in chronological order