What have you acquired during lockdown?

[Dollygirl2008]

Jowls. I've got jowls. They weren't there before lockdown but now I can see them. And I can't I see them

A hot tub, that wasn't what you meant was it...

10kg😩

I got my belly back, after I worked so hard to get rid of it too.
Also, 2 cats and a live-in boyfriend, so overall pretty good.

An intolerance to utter bullshit. I just haven’t got the patience to listen to complete twattery anymore. My game face appears to have retired.

Snap with the 10kg - I'll take it and raise another 5!!!

Pot belly here. About 5lbs and a complete loss of core strength/tone. It's like I've taken a girdle off!

Bluetooth speaker. Because I did so much painting. Haven't used it in ages, though, not sure where it went. Kitchen now needs a touch of paint!

As a positive, I did treat myself to an outdoor sofa. At my jowls are suntanned...

Complete and absolute conviction I will never ever choose to homeschool my kids.

Clutter - I bought too many presents for the kids birthdays and in preparation for home learning.

I too have an outdoor sofa and a garden extension.

A treadmill. And what's even more surprising is that I'm regularly using it. No-one is more shocked than me.

Lots of books
Immunity to Mumsnet including a long break from it.
An interest in listening to podcasts and joining in with Instagram lives.
An appreciation of what things and people are 'essential' to me.

Lack of patience and tolerance to selfish, self absorbed and attention seeking people. I actively sneer at them now at every given opportunity and have been known to shout because no one, absolutely no one is interested in your pissing about, shit music or life!

Half a stone

A chocolate habit, having never been bothered about chocolate in my life before. Also 10 pounds weight gain, all in my belly area. I’m thinking the two may somehow be connected

Another chin and 2 new bags.

One under each eye.

At least half a stone, a nightly dessert habit and a new job

A stone, a robot hoover and 10 chickens.

@UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername

A stone, a robot hoover and 10 chickens.

This made me chuckle.

I too have gained a belly, a cat and a robot hoover. I'm rather thrilled with two out of three of them

A hatred for zoom and in particular social gatherings virtually.
I've always been antisocial and lockdown was never going to change that😫

Also a love of scrubs as work uniform. It's like going to work in your pajamas and I love it.

A prescription for antidepressants.

Oh, and a robot vacuum

New business premises and two members of staff.
A liking of rum.
A far nicer winter coat than I would normally buy as I am spending more time outside.
A smaller friends list as the moron really shone from some people.

@Cornettoninja

An intolerance to utter bullshit. I just haven’t got the patience to listen to complete twattery anymore. My game face appears to have retired.

Same. Can't be arsed with most of it any more.