🍊 50 Shades of Donald 🍊

[TheTangoTerrorIsTerrifying]

This is a genuine question, how do you think he manages to achieve his tango glow?

Sometimes it looks like a liberal spray of something akin to creosote and sometimes it looks like he’s been toasting on a sun bed due to the white circles around his eyes. Or is there some other kind of sorcery afoot? 🤔

Maybe he eats too many carrots, they can make you go orange. Or he has been tangoed.

Carrot juice, for sure. He's so healthy, he drinks gallons every day, and the beta carotene turns your skin orange.
He's never even looked at a cheeseburger.

Haha- what a x-post!

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Oh dear God I'm glad you started this thread. I am wondering about his orange face. Does he have someone in to spray his face and hands? Does he use some sort of tangerine skin cream? Has he got some sort it will be tanning bed or is some poor person spraying his whole body with him wearing paper tiny pants?

@vodkaredbullgirl

Maybe he eats too many carrots, they can make you go orange. Or he has been tangoed.

Yes indeed I hadn’t thought of the carrots or maybe overdosing on Florida oranges 🤔

I did think a Wotsits based diet.

You can tell he uses a sunbed because he has rings around his eyes.

@PastMyBestBeforeDate

Oh dear God I'm glad you started this thread. I am wondering about his orange face. Does he have someone in to spray his face and hands? Does he use some sort of tangerine skin cream? Has he got some sort it will be tanning bed or is some poor person spraying his whole body with him wearing paper tiny pants?

I couldn’t wait any longer for someone to start a thread on this very topic. OMG I don’t think I’ll ever manage to get the idea of him in tiny paper pants out of my head. 🤮 I hope the person with that job is on more than the minimum wage. Tangerine cream..... hmm interesting idea.

sort it will be tanning sort of tanning.
Me v wine v autocorrect :( I lose.

@HollowTalk

You can tell he uses a sunbed because he has rings around his eyes.

Yes the white circles around the eyes are telling, I think on those days he’s been on the sun bed. But other days it looks like he’s been pressure washed with some kind of citrus based substance.

For reference

Doesn’t his mop look lustrous in the 2nd picture 🤣

Oh well a paper pants nightmare is a trouble shared...
Danger money. And much counselling.

Yes I think so too.

Please let it be Cheetos. For the sake of humanity.