Sharing this wonderful marketplace find

[mscongeniality]

I just came across this while trying to sell some baby items and I had a serious fright.

Just why? Why would anyone buy or sell this?

That is really quite, um, special!

Stuff of nightmares!

WTF.. 😂😂

Oh my god . They are very trusting, leave the money in an envelope .

You should join a group on Facebook that finds these type of weird and wonderful ads all the time, Fuckwits who sell on FB and Beyond.
Kept me going during lockdown, it's quite sweary though

£75?!?!? Reduced from £100!?! What is this person on?

I am actually laughing out loud at "this is a bargain and magnificent".
It must be a joke? Or maybe the seller is on glue?!

@Baggingarea

£75?!?!? Reduced from £100!?! What is this person on?

But don't forget you can pay more if you want. They are obviously expecting a bidding war 😆

I thought maybe there's a niche of people who are into this stuff that I don't know about?!?

What the actual fuck.My eyes

I, for one, am falling over myself to get into a bidding war and leave a wad of cash in someone's garden for it. Why wouldn't you?!

Looks like something from American Horror Story.

Oh for fucks sake OP.
Don't post shit like that, you'll give me nightmares!

my apologies for the graphic content!

I dunno, it might have been alright if the hair had been styled a bit better.

You can buy a kit to make your own, op:

www.irresistables.com/babette-reborn-vinyl-doll-kit-by-melissa-mccrory/

That’s really weird and unsettling.

That’s even worse than the creepy pug babies on the Christmas tat thread last year

What a delight. I'm nowhere near Stevenage but would anyone be prepared to offer a telephone bidding equivalent service and post wads of cash through the door on my behalf? And any recommendations for a professional to restore the realistic elephants whine noise?
Although I imagine anyone seriously willing to buy this can probably substitute their own rendition of duelling banjos.

What a creepy ugly thing. Just vile

I am just down the road from Stevenage so if anyone wants me to pick it up and (burn it) send it on I'd be happy to do so

Scary shit. Remember them dolls with teeth seen in?

Sorry sewn in.

Is this not an arm of the John Merrick Corporation?

I don't understand why marketplace thought I needed to see it, I'm not anywhere near Stevenage and it was on my marketplace explore page!

What a lovey (horrific) find, OP! Can I add my horrendous find...