Inspired by another thread here are some top tips you never knew you needed 
. Feel free to add your own, you too could win an elderly greggs sausage roll and an out of date box of orange matchmakers.
If you are in a rush and can't find your belt, a piece of garden string works just as well. Your friends will be so jealous of your stylish hack, and it costs pennies!
If you don't want to pay for an expensive cinema trip, why not borrow the book from the library for free and read the story instead?
(tips not my own cheers TAB)