So what’s the weirdest dream you can remember?

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I’ve had two, though one was more nightmare then dream

First one when was when I was a child.

I remember I had a pink puppy bedspread, and I “woke” up to see a traditional looking mad scientist siting next to my bed holding a jar.

In this jar, was a tarantula. He opens the jar and tips it on to the bed but not one tarantula comes up, but thousands!

My second dream I vividly remember was the other night.

I for some reason had a chicken called Addie. Addie was broody, so I bought her some fertilised eggs off amazon. They cost me £350, but the seller fucked up as he charged me twice and sent me two lots of eggs.

He would refund me if I sent a box of eggs back but Addie already had them and had crushed half of them

Dh told me to stay away from Amazon after I told him this

I guess I’m the only one with weird dreams

I have loads. Really complex ones, and have only been thinking really that I visit the same sort of places over and over again in my dreams but these are places that I have never been to in my life. Details are all there and I return to them in different dream scenarios. I should draw out the maps of these places.

Mad dream years ago was I was in Eastenders. I’d married Grant off screen and had turned up in the Queen Vic to spy on Peggy and Phil to see what they were like. I ordered chicken, coleslaw and chips as well as a pint of bitter. Whilst there Ian Beale took a fancy to me and would not leave me alone so I ran away across the Square and he ran after me, chasing me but he got hit by Grant’s car as he pulled into the square. Doof doof doof cliffhanger because I woke up.

I had a dream that I had screw off boobs. I had metal holes on my chest and the boobs had great big screws on the back of them....

I'm usually stressed on a cruise ship for some reason. I dont like being on the sea 🤮

When I was a kid I dreamt that I lived in a house in the middle of the forest. I woke up, ate jam on toast, went outside and there was big fruits such as bananas and apples and teddy bears holding knives trying to kill me I was a weird child

I don’t really dream that often but, when I do, they’re crackers!!

One from my childhood (1970’s) I am upstairs and get called to come down by one of my parents; I start off running down the stairs but, after 3-4, I sort of trip and end up falling; however, instead of simply falling down a few stairs and landing in a heap at the bottom, I end up treading through the air (as if I’m in water) and glide to the floor- very odd!

More recently, about 4 years ago. While ttc I had a dream where I got a positive pregnancy test just before going to bed one night after doing a test on a hunch (yes I know the unlikeliness of that) and, by the time I get up in the morning, I am 8+ months pregnant and heading off to hospital to give birth to twins. In reality, we finally had twins last summer at 34 weeks after a couple of cycles of IVF.