You know you're losing it when....

[Clawdy]

You say comfortingly to a little china plate "Back with your friends! " as you put it back with two of the same plates. It had been in a pile of other plates for ages, shoved there by DH. Nobody else heard me, luckily......

You feel rude because you forgot to thank the ATM for your money and can’t go back and say it because that would be even nuttier

That's lovely!! I certainly talk to inanimate objects. My DF used to park his Audi next to other German make cars so they could talk to each other!!

You stare at the toaster wondering why it hasnt popped for ages until you realise you didn’t put any bread in it. (Me this morning)

@MadauntofA

That's lovely!! I certainly talk to inanimate objects. My DF used to park his Audi next to other German make cars so they could talk to each other!!

You find your glasses in the fridge.

Also swearing at inanimate objects if I bang into them. I once banged my leg on the vacuum cleaner and shrieked at it....

@Clawdy

Also swearing at inanimate objects if I bang into them. I once banged my leg on the vacuum cleaner and shrieked at it....

I have a hetty vacuum and she seems very wobbly on her 'feet'. I always say things like 'come on Hetty, you drunken tart!' when she falls over (again).

starfish88 that is hilarious!

Alexa had a notification for me. She told me it and I then thanked her

You tell your child to say thank you to Alexa for telling her the time 🙄

My dad used to thank cash machines every time...must ask if he still does