Petty things post break up which made you feel better

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I just logged him out of netflix-he can pay for his own subscription now. I don't know why it's brought me joy knowing that he thought I'd forgotten but I hadn't .

Ha ha, I read of I’ve guy who let his ex watch a whole season of a show and 1 hour before the final was due he logged her it and changed the password-brilliant! I hacked my exes e-mail and sent messages to several bits on the side just letting them know he had been cheating on me with them. He really should have used a better password.

Poured 30 cans of Fosters and 4 bottles of grey goose vodka down the toilet, sent a pic and he wasn’t impressed 😂. Also used his toothbrush to clean the toilet. Was also rather satisfying to be in court when he was convicted of drink driving for the second time 😂

Possibly identifying but I ended the marriage and he refused to move out. He came home one evening with a few drinks on and decided to come sit at the end of my bed to tell me all about this amazing new woman he had met and how nice it was to feel REAL love because she was the jealous type which meant she really loved him etc etc etc. He then passed out ON MY BED so I took a picture of him asleep, went to his phone and got her number (he had given me her name and never changed his pin the twat) and sent it to her asking her if she wanted to take him or if I was to keep him. The dozy cow asked him the following day to move in with her with the result that I was free of the useless fecker. The worst that could have happened was that she dumped him but sure he was already living in the house still anyway. She regretted it a few years later bless her.